cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

(Source: anostalgicnerd)


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jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(Source: the-psycho-cutie)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability)

psyducked:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth

psyducked:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth