Mom: "dinner is ready"
"Can you set the table"
birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested
*In a Job Interview*
Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—
Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—
Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—
Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
“I am so excited to be living one of my dreams – to be here on Sesame Street. I’m here because I am teaching everybody on Sesame Street the importance and the power of ‘yet.’ Never, ever, ever give up because there’s so much power in ‘yet.’” - JMonáe
Sesame Street: Janelle Monáe - Power of Yet [x]