moodyyounggaymale:

Mom: "dinner is ready"

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"Can you set the table"

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks


cindymayweather:

“I am so excited to be living one of my dreams – to be here on Sesame Street. I’m here because I am teaching everybody on Sesame Street the importance and the power of ‘yet.’ Never, ever, ever give up because there’s so much power in ‘yet.’” - JMonáe

Sesame Street: Janelle Monáe - Power of Yet [x]

Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”.
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me.

Ragehound (via girl-violence)

(Source: ragehound)